Although Raphael plays a large role in the film, never does he belay his cool but rude personality to lead his shelled brethren supreme.
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NINJA TURTLES TURTLE POWER MOVIE
The de facto Ninja Turtle in charge has always been Leonardo, in the comics, the cartoon series, and especially the movie for which this song was written. That line is such an abomination, so blatantly and embarrassingly false, it still makes me want to break every window in the house all these years later. I refer, of course, to the line “Raphael, he’s the leader of the group.” That song was also the album’s “hit,” which is strange because it contains a lyrical fuck-up so insane I can’t believe Turtle fans didn’t rise up in protest and burn down the studio where it was recorded. It’s basically just a 1990 pop rap sampler, with the exception of the semi-dark “Turtle Power” by Partners in Kryme.
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Hell, I’m fairly certain without the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film, there’d be no Sideways (there’s logic in that statement somewhere).ĪNYWAY (thank you, Chuck Klosterman, for this wonderful literary device), the Ninja Turtles soundtrack. Without it, I’m certain the kids of today would have no TMNT, the masturbatory CGI exercise that came out last year.
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Surely you remember that 1990 film, the live action blockbuster that spawned a Vanilla Ice-flavored sequel and a time travel-themed threequel. Nostalgia prompted me to download the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles soundtrack the other day.